mixedcrown:

That’s the reason I like captain.

mixedcrown:

That’s the reason I like captain.

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dappledice:

I love it when my cartoons mention castration and disembowelment.

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

:/;; ……… I-I highly doubt it. I’m pretty much asexual, so if I was on it, it would be a miracle…

hackedmotionsensors:

Clint, this doesn’t mean you’re being replaced. It just means there’s more people to love in this family.

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aintnot:

Dan vs. the Neighbors (Part 2) (Part 1)

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In the end..

Dan: 1

Imposter: 1

A tie that MUST BE BROKEN IN ANOTHER EPISODE!

Also, I’d like to add Imposter/Dan to my list of ships that include Chris/Dan and Elise/Dan.

That’s right, I ship Dan and Elise.

I REGRET NOTHING!

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panasonicyouth:

oldfashionedidea:

So what you may not have realized is that the casting of Lucy Liu as “Joan” Watson in Elementary was just the first step in a plot by Hollywood to ruin ALL your bromances by inserting Lucy Liu.

Take White Collar, for instance. It’s well known for the…

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doctor-number-12:

I love her honest bafflement here

“I’ve been speaking English a long time, but maybe this is an idiom I missed out on? Anybody? Help me out there?”

(Source: natalia-romanoff)

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